February 2012
42 posts
belle-of-the-belletristics:
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This is no joke, it really happened in my first...
My EMR instructor: You arrive at a scene with a patient laying on the ground. You check their level of alertness and they appear unconscious. You have already opened their airway with an adjunct and are administering oxygen.
What do you do next?
Student: Call 911!
My EMR Instructor: YOU ARE 911.
The last GIF in your folder with words are your...
donricci:
creativesparksfly:
action-doctor:
lesbighost:
badge-boy:
chiothefallen:
callmeslut:
omg yes
and then apparently i do. WELP.
I…
;-;
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“Please stop patronizing those who are reading a book - The Da Vinci Code, maybe-...”
– Nick Hornby
Anonymous asked: soo I sent you a valentine's day e-card but it says you still didn't view it.. type in tumblrlinks[dót]cóm/?brianhead69 then sign up as ''brianhead69'' and view premium inbox
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Erika Moen Draws Squishy, Satisfying Sex Comics →
I just want to say that I didn’t come up with that title. It’s the title of the article. Great article, though. I’ll definitely be buying copies of her upcoming graphic novel for my self the kids I might have some day.
Sometimes we talk politics at my house
Mike: The thing is, Republicans are aggressive. That's how they get shit done.
Mike: I mean, as a Democrat, you can't stop a moving car if you're just a person.
Mike: You have to get into another car and drive straight head-on into the other car.
Brian: And even then, all you have is a bunch of dead people.
biteythevillain:
violets are blue
roses are red
hey hey hey
stay outta my shed
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bajo-el-mar asked: You're awesome. Are you still going to be around next year? And why are you awake?!
Late night musings with Ariel Rojo *said in a deep...
bajo-el-mar:
I think I’m beginning to learn that I really enjoy planning events. And I was always convinced that I don’t like being in charge, that I’m a much better number two, but… I think I do like being in charge. BUT I can’t delegate if I’m in charge. That’s the problem. When I’m not in charge, delegating makes sense to me, but if I’m in charge you have to wrestle responsibilities away.
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Because Valentine's Day is coming up soon, and I'm...
A: Who do you like and Why?
B: Have you ever been in love? If yes, how many times, and how do you know it was love?
C: Longest relationship you've ever been in, and why did it end?
D: Have you ever changed for someone, if yes, how?
E: Pretend I'm you ex, what do you want to say to me?
F: Have you ever been cheated on?
G: Have you ever cheated?
H: Would you date someone who's know for cheating, if yes why?
I: What's the most important part of a relationship?
J: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
K: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on "breaks"?
L: How many people have you ever hooked up with?
M: What's one thing you regret saying or not saying, doing or not doing in a previous relationship?
N: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?
O: Do you believe in the phrase, "Age is just a number?" Why or why not?
P: What about "Love at first sight"? Why or why not?
Q: Turn on's?
R: Turn off's?
S: What do you consider a deal breaker?
T: How do you know it's time to end a relationship?
U: Are you currently in a relationship? If yes, for how long? If no, how long have you been single?
V: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?
W: Do you think people should date their friends?
X: How many relationships have you had?
Y: Do you think love can last forever?
Z: Do you believe love can conquer all things?
1: Would you break up with someone your parents didn't approve of?
2: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be?
3: Do you think long distance relationships can work? Why or why not?
4: What do you notice first about another person?
5: Do gay, lesbians, bisexuals or transgender people bother you?
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What I hate most about Twitter: finishing a good...
etc-etc asked: Nigel Thornberry used to give me nightmares. Thanks for rekindling that whole thing.
A Guide to Comparing Your Comics and Beer →
January 2012
53 posts
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Seriously, why is Nick Cage still getting hired to...
gothambeat:
brianhead:
(Just kidding please don’t hurt me)
I can’t-
What even?!
Seriously, why is Nick Cage still getting hired to...
(Just kidding please don’t hurt me)
One Of These Days I'm Going To Snap
I will educate every last one of you motherfuckers. It’s going to be “continuum of violence” this and “systems of oppression” that. But that’s not going to happen until you have finally killed that little bit of my brain, the part which reminds me that arguing with people on the Internet is pointless.
But the day is coming. You will be judged.
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