Seriously, why is Nick Cage still getting hired to be in movies?

(Just kidding please don’t hurt me)
(Source: gothambeat)

(Just kidding please don’t hurt me)
(Source: gothambeat)
When I see him cast as a romantic lead or a character that is married, I pause for a moment to remember that he declared...
I can’t- What even?!
(Just kidding please don’t hurt me)